Spice up your bar cart or kitchen with this cheeky dish towel that says, “If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink... you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.” Made of soft, absorbent cotton, it’s perfect for wiping spills, drying glasses, or getting laughs from guests. A fun and sassy gift for cocktail lovers and your favorite happy hour host.

• Crinkled cotton flour sack towel
• Screen print design

Material: 100% cotton

Dimensions: 24 x 16 in

Care: Machine washable

Shipping

• FREE Shipping on orders over $100
• Flat-Rate Shipping:
• $8.95 Economy
• $12.95 Standard
• $24.95 Express
• Processing Time: Orders are processed and shipped within 1-3 business days using USPS Priority or UPS (depending on weight).
• FREE Local Pickup available in:
• Wilmington, North Carolina
• Charleston, South Carolina
• Pick-Up Only Items:
• Artwork, furniture, lamps and select home goods
• Out-of-Stock Items: Automatically refunded to your original payment method.
• Tracking: A tracking number will be emailed once your order is shipped.
• Responsibility Disclaimer: We are not responsible for lost or damaged packages once they are dropped off at the post office.

Returns

• Return Window: Returns must be requested and postmarked within 30 days from the date of purchase.
• Eligible Returns: Refund, exchange, or store credit is available for items
  • in new condition
  • tags attached
  • no odors, pet hair, or damage
• Ineligible Returns:
  • Sale/Clearance items
  • Doorbusters
  • Swimwear if the sanitary liner has been removed
  • Jewelry, Hair Accessories
  • Bath and Body products
• Artwork, Furniture, and Lamps are final sale
• Pillows (only eligible within 48 hours with tags attached)
• Final Sale Items:
• Return Process:
• Items must be dropped off at the post office within the 30-day return window.
• If outside the policy, the return request will be declined.
• Return Label: You will receive your return label once your return request has been accepted.

See the Full Refund policy And Shipping policy here :

• Refund & Return Policy
• Shipping Policy